Me: Woman, make me a sandwich
Bucky: Make your own damn sandwich. I work hard enough as it is, taking care the kids and cleaning up after your no count ass!
Me: But But But….Baby…Baby
Bucky: Ohhhhh now baby, baby, baby. NOOOO…THOUGHT YOUD ALWAYS BE MINE
Me: WOMAN! DONT TALK TO ME THAT WAY
Bucky: I’ll talk to you anyways I wants! Youz MY man and I can do whatever I want tooz y, and you cant say shit! Now go clean your nappy head with some Pomade!
Me: I’mma whip you ass into next tuesday woman
Bucky:and Ill whip it right back and knock your greasy head through the kitchen wall!
Me: Woman i swear to god imam beat you so hard. Leaving bruises. She what you can do with that shit! your pornos rant gunna get you nowhere now! you gunna look like a three year olds coloring book!
Bucky: A princess coloring book? :D :D
You took everything from me.